Friday13th

First Dutch Friday the 13th Hash House Harriers
EVERY Friday the 13th ! No exceptions ! Well, apart from the odd f*ckup of course. What's the plural of f*ckup?!

next run: oops.... euh, Friday, JULY 13, 2012

Dic(k)ta(s)tor: Neptunus [at] HagueHash.nl
Religious Advisor: TheDogsBollocks [at] HagueHash.nl

Pictures Friday 13thH3 - run 1 - run 2 - run 3 - run 4 - run 5

Dear little slaves and servants of the Friday 13th addiction, the future is looking bright: You get a full edition of 3 runs this year! You better get your sweet little arses moving.

You STILL know the rules: millions of ladders to get unlucky under (although we experience a certain loss of ladders recently), drinks to make your tum feel unlucky - and most certainly the dreaded inquisition!

Run number:

6

When:

Friday 13 January 2012, 1900 hrs

Hare:

5 Pack

Beermeister:

Postman Prat

Where:

Utrecht, Jaarsbeursplein

Directions:

west / back-end of Utrecht Centraal Station - near the buses; not the shopping streets; platform-wise, you are walking UP the #s and past something like #19.

On On:

TBD

Slaves and Servants, (Ladies and Gentlemen was yesterday!), the infamous Dick Taster and 13 Bollocks summon you to THE ONE AND ONLY run of the First Dutch Friday the 13th Hash this year.

You know the rules: millions of ladders to get unlucky under (unless you bastards are all too lazy to carry them), drinks to make your tum feel unlucky - and most certainly the dreaded inquisition!
Kiss your lucky arse - eh charm I mean and show up if you dare. No mercy this time!

Run number:

5

When:

Friday 13 May 2011, 1900 hrs

Hare:

13 Bollocks

Where:

13 Bollocks' Kennel (map) , Den Haag

Directions:

from Den Haag CS, either walk 2k=20mins along Theresiastraat or take bus no. 24 direction Mariahoeven (leaves CS approximately every 10mins, upstairs), get off at Spaarwaterstraat and follow the shouts of the Pack.

On On:

Of course there will be the traditional Cooking-by-phone OnOn at 13 Bollocks' Kennel, but your all-time favourite 13 Bollocks have been way too lazy in the meantime, so there's no newbie tshirts in this. Wait for the next run, you greedy bastards.

Run 3
FRIDAY, March 13 FRIDAY THE 13th HASH - Start Me Up & Just Helen
For details, www.Harrier.nl
Neptunus wrote:

Since the first 2 runs had no misfortune, Amsterdam Hash volunteerd to host the 3rd "run". :-)

Hof Van Groenen 36
1083 JR Amsterdam

( I don't have a clue yet where that is and how we can get there by train,
car, subway, [underground, metro, Ubahn], but I am sure someone will work
it out and spread the info :-) .

Hares: Start me Up and just Helen ( I feel a naming ceremony coming up) Start: 7 pm, 19.00 hrs or noon somewhere in the states. It's a bit short but since most of us use the office/business computer for their mail I am a bit in a hurry because it almost time tp F*ck off.

Celine (?) wrote:

Bus 62 - Oldengaarde stop Bus can be taken from Station RAI :) Routebeschrijving voor lopen naar Hof van Groenen, 1083 Amsterdam *1,2 km* – ca. *14 min.* ** *(Amsterdam RAI )* Europaboulevard/s109 1. Vertrek in *zuidwestelijke* richting op de *Europaboulevard/s109* naar *Europaboulevard* 0,2 km 2. Flauwe bocht naar *links* om op de *Europaboulevard/s109* te blijven 57 m 3. Sla *rechtsaf* bij *De Boelelaan* 0,4 km 4. Sla *linksaf* bij *Van Heenvlietlaan* 0,4 km 5. Sla *rechtsaf* bij *Hof van Groenen* 81 m Hof van Groenen, 1083 Amsterdam

Neptunus wrote:

A 14 min. walk!!! OK, who needs a lift, I will come by car! 06-38673447 On On

The next Friday the 13th is on... Friday the 13th of March. Rumours are that the Amsterdam crowd is taking this one on. Anyway, the Panter will not be there (obligations elsewhere; reinacting the death of Julius Caesar in Rome. It is the Ides of March after all). But news of the run will appear here if provided in time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the infamous Dick Taster and 13 Bollocks are proud to announce the second run of the freshly inaugurated First Dutch Friday the 13th Hash - coming up

The most unlucky run this February, millions of ladders to get even more unlucky under, drinks to make your tum feel unlucky - and most certainly the dreaded inquisition!
Kiss your lucky charm and show up if you dare - there will be no mercy this time!

Run number:

2

When:

Friday 13 Febnuary,2009, 1900 hrs (no voting about this)

Hare:

Dick Taster and the Dog's Bollocks

Where:

Directions:

The Dog's Bollocks' Kennel (Pahudstraat 1, The Hague)

from the Hage Central station

in French this time for additional confusion; it is the 13th after all

Public transport: 2k=20 minutes walk from CS or take the tram no 6 (central station, upstairs platforms, direction Leidsenhage), get out at Stuyvesantplein and walk to Pahudstraat in 3 minutes.

red flag is tram stop and green flag is the pahudstraat, number 1 is at a corner, dunno which one. Must be the corner furthest away. Naturalmente.

On On:

And for the more materialistic amongst us: of course there will be an OnOn at The Dog's Bollocks' Kennel with traditional pizza and drink, and there will be an unbearably cute Friday the 13th Hash hoodie sweatshirt! Please register with The Dog's Bollocks if you want to make sure you get one.

thedogsbollocks at orange dot nl

We humbly invite you to the learn about Inaugural run of
The Dutch Friday the 13^th Hash!

First Dutch Friday the 13th Hash - A scribes report.

This Friday was the night that the Friday the 13t Hash had his first official run.
It was good to see that representatives from The Hague and Amsterdam H3 were there to celebrate the inaugural run. Almost the complete Amsterdam hash J challenged the enormous traffic jams on the Friday in order to support this initiative. Thanks for your effort! We hope we made it worth wile!

There were T shirts for all participants in this inaugural run. Holland played against France that night and after the brilliant performance of Holland in the first game the Organizers regretted that F13 had to start at this F13! Of course there were exactly 13 people present, due to Five Pack from A’ dam who decided to attend only in the last minute.

We had a late start because some people were too relaxed and expected a pub-crawl: no boys and girls, this was not a F.I.L.T.H run. The Dog’s Bollocks, our R.A., invited the Cat, F13’s version of the regular Hare. The Cay had set a run with a different symbol: a rectangular instead of a cross for checking. Of course there were 13 rectangulars. There was even a female version but the Cat forgot to mention that and nobody else bothered.

Did I mention The Dog’s Bollocks had 13 (thirteen) bollocks? Horrible, a certain Neptunes was very impressed though.

After mini ladders were handed out ( next time we should use this concept as a sort of back check/fishhook/ regroup: as soon as the first one of the pack passes by a house number 13 he, and the ones behind him, turn back until they come upon the one who is carrying the ladder. Then run under the ladder and back to the front, any other suggestions are welcome) we were ready to start the run. It was also possible to go directly to the first beer stop but when they found out that they would miss the Sp.Stop they were brave enough to do the first part of the running trail. After the Sp. Stop Pink Panter, Vampira and Hush Puppy immediately took the shortcut. Oh yeah, Neptunus: Sp. Stop stands for Spirits Stop, not for Spiritual Stop!

After a disgusting drink for the non alcoholics (some spicy tomato drink) and a sweet “gifgroen” poison for the Wino’s the trail went on. Then some runners started to walk!
But LumberJackoff and Flash Pants lived up to their standards and they enjoyed the run.
So we arrived a bit late at the first beer stop, ‘t Gouden Hooft in the centre of The Hague. Probably the only pub without a television set! Brave Fart and Postman Prat got lost, took the tram but finally we were with 13 at the beer table. It reminded a bit of the “Last Supper” when Jesus was 33 years old. Thank G. there was no Judas! ‘t Gouden Hooft is a perfect place for hashers in my opinion: after 8.00 pm it is quiet so we don’t disturb other people and a lot of music of the Sixties!

It was decided that we didn’t follow trail anymore but the runners went back with Spermbank to the next beer stop (actually, a lot of people wanted to see the game because we heard that it was already 1-0 for Holland after 9 minutes) and the walkers followed the Cat.

Of course the Cat had lost his car key again so when they arrived at Plein 1813 the search begun. How we got in the car is a (well know) secret. First a lot of mess was taken out of the van: but then Neptunus realised the (electric) cooler box was still working and there was the key: in the “contact slot”! A miracle that the car was not stolen on Friday the 13th!

So off to the beer stop were original “Cheese Cakes” were presented by The Dog’s Bollocks and ample amounts of beer were waiting for the thirsty mob. We arrived at the break during the game so some people quickly put the television on channel Veronica to see some Half Naked Babes taking penalties. Revolting!

Then to the second half! We all know what happened but this is not a report about football… After the game we had an indoor circle. The Dog’s Bollocks introduced a different style for Down-Downs: one could confess a sin or blame some body else. Like in the medieval: “I am not a witch, she is a witch!” Inquisition was announced but was not necessary; there were a lot of confessions and accusations. String confessed that she thought that hash names are too nice nowadays. We forget to take the opportunity to have the first naming ceremony in F13: Nasty Bitch or something like that. But since we were at Spermbank’s and Erector’s place I don’t think that they regretted that J. F13 sadly said goodbye to Flash Pants who will leave the country and will not make it to the 2nd F13Hash L. ( Fuck off, you cu.., fuck off, you cu..)

Pink Panter and Brave Fart were settling the war about who is in charge of the website.
Erector and Spermbank got honoured or being the first Host for F13 and it turned out that we were still with 13 people: Vampira had gone home (we did not miss her because we had a lovely Vampira Look-a-like: Lumber Jack Off) but Erector joined the group.
Five Pack was a great help for the RA of F13 and made a lot of accusations. But I believe Schwarzinator was forgotten to be accused; she committed so many sins that it was impossible to choose oneJ.

BTW: the circle existed of most people using the couches…very convenient! If you want to know more about the secrets of F13; be there in February 2009!

P.S. Whilst writing this report I felt the urge to clean my hamster’s cage. After taking everything out of the cage I found out that I used all his sawdust for setting the trail.
I am now training my son’s hamster to use the toilet..

Hope to see you soon in the near future!

On On

Speedo Peedo
Secret scribe not F.I.L.T.H.

Run number:

1

When:

What do you think, 13th of june 2008 at 7.00 pm

Hare:

Neptunus & The Dogs Bollocks

Where:

Why:

What:

Plein 1813 in The Hague

Nothing to do that night, We hate playing football against France

A lot of bad luck, disorder, chaos an fuck ups.

It will be a run and a possibility to walk. Pay as you go.

It will be the only time this year to participate! !

Mail/sms me if you're interested. More then 20 people: we will arrange a Tshirt. hwdijkhuizen@ hotmail.com cell phone: 0031 638 673 447

On On:

Possibility to take part in the Mooning & Burping Academy ( M.B.A.)

NOT Child friendly!

Rehash

The F13H3 does have a scribe that delivers a report
Pictures will be published on the Internet for all to see

Dear little slaves and servants of the Friday 13th addiction, the future is looking bright: You get a full edition of 3 runs this year! You better get your sweet little arses moving. You STILL know the rules: millions of ladders to get unlucky under (although we experience a certain loss of ladders recently), drinks to make your tum feel unlucky - and most certainly the dreaded inquisition!
Run number:	6
When:	Friday 13 January 2012, 1900 hrs
Hare:	5 Pack
Beermeister:	Postman Prat
Where:	Utrecht, Jaarsbeursplein
Directions:	west / back-end of Utrecht Centraal Station - near the buses; not the shopping streets; platform-wise, you are walking UP the #s and past something like #19.
On On:	TBD

Slaves and Servants, (Ladies and Gentlemen was yesterday!), the infamous Dick Taster and 13 Bollocks summon you to THE ONE AND ONLY run of the First Dutch Friday the 13th Hash this year. You know the rules: millions of ladders to get unlucky under (unless you bastards are all too lazy to carry them), drinks to make your tum feel unlucky - and most certainly the dreaded inquisition! Kiss your lucky arse - eh charm I mean and show up if you dare. No mercy this time!
Run number:	5
When:	Friday 13 May 2011, 1900 hrs
Hare:	13 Bollocks
Where:	13 Bollocks' Kennel (map) , Den Haag
Directions:	from Den Haag CS, either walk 2k=20mins along Theresiastraat or take bus no. 24 direction Mariahoeven (leaves CS approximately every 10mins, upstairs), get off at Spaarwaterstraat and follow the shouts of the Pack.
On On:	Of course there will be the traditional Cooking-by-phone OnOn at 13 Bollocks' Kennel, but your all-time favourite 13 Bollocks have been way too lazy in the meantime, so there's no newbie tshirts in this. Wait for the next run, you greedy bastards.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the infamous Dick Taster and 13 Bollocks are proud to announce the second run of the freshly inaugurated First Dutch Friday the 13th Hash - coming up The most unlucky run this February, millions of ladders to get even more unlucky under, drinks to make your tum feel unlucky - and most certainly the dreaded inquisition! Kiss your lucky charm and show up if you dare - there will be no mercy this time!
Run number:	2
When:	Friday 13 Febnuary,2009, 1900 hrs (no voting about this)
Hare:	Dick Taster and the Dog's Bollocks
Where: Directions:	The Dog's Bollocks' Kennel (Pahudstraat 1, The Hague) from the Hage Central station in French this time for additional confusion; it is the 13th after all Public transport: 2k=20 minutes walk from CS or take the tram no 6 (central station, upstairs platforms, direction Leidsenhage), get out at Stuyvesantplein and walk to Pahudstraat in 3 minutes. red flag is tram stop and green flag is the pahudstraat, number 1 is at a corner, dunno which one. Must be the corner furthest away. Naturalmente.
On On:	And for the more materialistic amongst us: of course there will be an OnOn at The Dog's Bollocks' Kennel with traditional pizza and drink, and there will be an unbearably cute Friday the 13th Hash hoodie sweatshirt! Please register with The Dog's Bollocks if you want to make sure you get one. thedogsbollocks at orange dot nl

We humbly invite you to the learn about Inaugural run of The Dutch Friday the 13^th Hash! First Dutch Friday the 13th Hash - A scribes report. This Friday was the night that the Friday the 13t Hash had his first official run. It was good to see that representatives from The Hague and Amsterdam H3 were there to celebrate the inaugural run. Almost the complete Amsterdam hash J challenged the enormous traffic jams on the Friday in order to support this initiative. Thanks for your effort! We hope we made it worth wile! There were T shirts for all participants in this inaugural run. Holland played against France that night and after the brilliant performance of Holland in the first game the Organizers regretted that F13 had to start at this F13! Of course there were exactly 13 people present, due to Five Pack from A’ dam who decided to attend only in the last minute. We had a late start because some people were too relaxed and expected a pub-crawl: no boys and girls, this was not a F.I.L.T.H run. The Dog’s Bollocks, our R.A., invited the Cat, F13’s version of the regular Hare. The Cay had set a run with a different symbol: a rectangular instead of a cross for checking. Of course there were 13 rectangulars. There was even a female version but the Cat forgot to mention that and nobody else bothered. Did I mention The Dog’s Bollocks had 13 (thirteen) bollocks? Horrible, a certain Neptunes was very impressed though. After mini ladders were handed out ( next time we should use this concept as a sort of back check/fishhook/ regroup: as soon as the first one of the pack passes by a house number 13 he, and the ones behind him, turn back until they come upon the one who is carrying the ladder. Then run under the ladder and back to the front, any other suggestions are welcome) we were ready to start the run. It was also possible to go directly to the first beer stop but when they found out that they would miss the Sp.Stop they were brave enough to do the first part of the running trail. After the Sp. Stop Pink Panter, Vampira and Hush Puppy immediately took the shortcut. Oh yeah, Neptunus: Sp. Stop stands for Spirits Stop, not for Spiritual Stop! After a disgusting drink for the non alcoholics (some spicy tomato drink) and a sweet “gifgroen” poison for the Wino’s the trail went on. Then some runners started to walk! But LumberJackoff and Flash Pants lived up to their standards and they enjoyed the run. So we arrived a bit late at the first beer stop, ‘t Gouden Hooft in the centre of The Hague. Probably the only pub without a television set! Brave Fart and Postman Prat got lost, took the tram but finally we were with 13 at the beer table. It reminded a bit of the “Last Supper” when Jesus was 33 years old. Thank G. there was no Judas! ‘t Gouden Hooft is a perfect place for hashers in my opinion: after 8.00 pm it is quiet so we don’t disturb other people and a lot of music of the Sixties! It was decided that we didn’t follow trail anymore but the runners went back with Spermbank to the next beer stop (actually, a lot of people wanted to see the game because we heard that it was already 1-0 for Holland after 9 minutes) and the walkers followed the Cat. Of course the Cat had lost his car key again so when they arrived at Plein 1813 the search begun. How we got in the car is a (well know) secret. First a lot of mess was taken out of the van: but then Neptunus realised the (electric) cooler box was still working and there was the key: in the “contact slot”! A miracle that the car was not stolen on Friday the 13th! So off to the beer stop were original “Cheese Cakes” were presented by The Dog’s Bollocks and ample amounts of beer were waiting for the thirsty mob. We arrived at the break during the game so some people quickly put the television on channel Veronica to see some Half Naked Babes taking penalties. Revolting! Then to the second half! We all know what happened but this is not a report about football… After the game we had an indoor circle. The Dog’s Bollocks introduced a different style for Down-Downs: one could confess a sin or blame some body else. Like in the medieval: “I am not a witch, she is a witch!” Inquisition was announced but was not necessary; there were a lot of confessions and accusations. String confessed that she thought that hash names are too nice nowadays. We forget to take the opportunity to have the first naming ceremony in F13: Nasty Bitch or something like that. But since we were at Spermbank’s and Erector’s place I don’t think that they regretted that J. F13 sadly said goodbye to Flash Pants who will leave the country and will not make it to the 2nd F13Hash L. ( Fuck off, you cu.., fuck off, you cu..) Pink Panter and Brave Fart were settling the war about who is in charge of the website. Erector and Spermbank got honoured or being the first Host for F13 and it turned out that we were still with 13 people: Vampira had gone home (we did not miss her because we had a lovely Vampira Look-a-like: Lumber Jack Off) but Erector joined the group. Five Pack was a great help for the RA of F13 and made a lot of accusations. But I believe Schwarzinator was forgotten to be accused; she committed so many sins that it was impossible to choose oneJ. BTW: the circle existed of most people using the couches…very convenient! If you want to know more about the secrets of F13; be there in February 2009! P.S. Whilst writing this report I felt the urge to clean my hamster’s cage. After taking everything out of the cage I found out that I used all his sawdust for setting the trail. I am now training my son’s hamster to use the toilet.. Hope to see you soon in the near future! On On Speedo Peedo Secret scribe not F.I.L.T.H.
Run number:	1
When:	What do you think, 13th of june 2008 at 7.00 pm
Hare:	Neptunus & The Dogs Bollocks
Where: Why: What:	Plein 1813 in The Hague Nothing to do that night, We hate playing football against France A lot of bad luck, disorder, chaos an fuck ups. It will be a run and a possibility to walk. Pay as you go. It will be the only time this year to participate! ! Mail/sms me if you're interested. More then 20 people: we will arrange a Tshirt. hwdijkhuizen@ hotmail.com cell phone: 0031 638 673 447
On On:	Possibility to take part in the Mooning & Burping Academy ( M.B.A.)
	NOT Child friendly!
Rehash	The F13H3 does have a scribe that delivers a report Pictures will be published on the Internet for all to see